BIRTHQUAKE!

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By Jill—Unnecesarean

 

 

OK, everyone get pregnant today and in nine months, we’ll all give birth in front of a hospital with a cesarean rate of 50% or higher.

Tomorrow’s Boobquake started as a blog-post-gone-superviral by Purdue student Jennifer McCreight to demonstrate to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi that male glimpses of breastesses do not cause adultery or earthquakes, as the cleric claimed.

Is there anything that could go wrong with hundreds or thousands of women getting pregnant and giving birth on a hospital lawn simultaneously to show them that the world will not end if babies come out of vaginas? It’s a flawless plan. What could possibly go wrong with it? Plus, “Birthquake” rhymes with “earthquake,” which erases the lack of relevance of the “quake” part.

You are all so welcome. What would you do without my fantastic ideas?

 

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